Declarations of loyalties and disloyalties (stolen from NotGraphs)

Favorite team?
Brewers

Least favorite team(s)?
Cubs, Yankees

Least favorite team from the past (be specific)?
'82 Cardinals (and I wasn't even born yet!)

Favorite player(s), current, on your favorite team?
Yovani Gallardo, Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun

Favorite player(s), current, not on your favorite team?
Albert Pujols, Evan Longoria

Favorite player(s), current, on your least favorite teams?
CC Sabathia, Mariano Rivera

Favorite retired player(s) you remember watching?
Randy Johnson, Ken Griffey Jr.

Favorite player(s) you’re too young to have ever seen?
Ted Williams, Walter Johnson

Least favorite player, past or present?
Carlos Zambrano

Best home uniforms?
Brewers throwback pinstripes, Giants

Best road uniforms?
Rockies

Favorite ballpark?
Coors, Great American

Favorite concession?
Bratwurst

In your dreams, what position do you play?
Third base

Make the baseball gods an offer … What would you do/sacrifice/endure in order to ensure that your favorite team wins 10 straight World Series and your most hated team(s) never again has a winning season?

I will never play video games ever again.

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name that tune:
みんなのピース It's all right！　Love & Rock　ノッてOK！
みんなで歌うSong For You　Love & Peace Rock, My Song
みんなのピース It's all right！　Love & Rock　ノッてOK！
みんなで歌うSong For You　Love & Peace Rock, My Song

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