Glenn Beck and Machine of Death

So Glenn Beck called out newly-released Machine of Death, an anthology of short stories based on the premise of a machine that can tell you how you will die, for being an example of our "culture of death". Has the man never read Poe? Or Les Mis? Or ANY FICTION EVER?

You'd almost wonder why he even bothered. Sure, it hit #1 on Amazon yesterday, so what? Well apparently it's because HIS book came out yesterday too and, consequently, was NOT #1. How's THAT for word-of-mouth marketing of a self-published book by a bunch of internet nobodies? SCREW YOU GLENN BECK!

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name that tune:
They say Robert Johnson sold his soul to the devil
I can beat "Through the Fire and Flames" on expert level
While Slash rocks the strip up and down LA
I push multi-colored buttons on a stick all day

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